Certainly one thing you could do if you're Nic Cage is... this: show up to a Guns N' Roses concert in Las Vegas wearing a shirt with your face on it, frilled chaps, at least five rings, multiple pieces of grandma jewelry, all while holding a cane and a massive glass of red wine. Also, you're standing next to Andrew Dice Clay.Read more... Reported by Gawker 11 minutes ago.